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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Apple's too many iPhone Flies above the Rest

By Burt McGillicutty


Apple has been front and center of the technology and mobile arena now for like decades. They have created too many devices to count that changed the world again and again and revolutionized how we do business. But just when you conceptualization Apple faltering they up again outdo themselves again.

Last week, at a Taiwanese strip club, an item was discovered that could only be a prototype for the Apple iPhone 47gsptx-8.5. This is not the first time that an Apple specimen has been found at a strip club. Apple has a history of having its products found randomly and then fought after in courtrooms and publication editor meetings. It would also appear that the motives here are the same as before, to allow the people to weigh weigh in on some of the new attributes before Apple is set to unveil them this coming spring.

This iPhone seems to be something different since the feature upgrades are hardware based instead of software based, something we haven't seen since the iPhone 32sxg design came out with a nine inch camera lens attached to it.

This iPhone doesn't seem to have anything that massive on it but its features will be welcomed by users. First off, it appears that the rumors are true and this iPhone will be equipped a 4,000 mega-watt security laser. The firing button can be selected without unlocking the phone, similar to its camera function. This will provide iPhone users with the refuge they have been seeking in previous years.

Next Apple has decided to include a foldout spoon for those who are either frequently in the outdoors or for those who just prefer to use their own personal utensils when they are out to eat. This was speculated to have been included in the last version of the iPhone but Apple has decided to roll it out now.

Another thing they have included on this version is a hoverboard. Users who don't have a fear of flying need only push an augmented button that is positioned in the lower right hand section of the phone to unlock the hoverboard element. And this hoverboard is nothing to scoff at. It can travel up to 30 miles an hour and can float up to nine feet off the ground.

Lastly it appears that the iPhone's speaker system will yet get an upgrade, having its resourcefulness doubled from 1 watt to 2 watts, another superior addendum. There may be some other upgrades but for now let's be thankful nobody got hurt in the dance hall playing with the laser.




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